So how does Santa do what he does?
Saturday, December 27th, 2008Maybe you’ve already received this humdinger of a question; maybe you’ve got a few more years to puzzle out your answer for when the time comes.
How does Santa do it? How does he fly around the world with reindeer and enough presents for every good boy and girl? How does he know who’s been naughty or nice?
Well, to hear one professor from North Carolina State University tell it, Santa is very tech-savvy.
“He exploits the space-time continuum,” says Larry Silverberg, a professor of mechanical and aerospace engineering. […] “He understands that space stretches, he understands that you can stretch time, compress space and therefore he can, in a sense, actually have six Santa months to deliver the presents,” Silverberg told Reuters.
“In our reference frame it appears as though he does it in the wink of an eye and in fact there have been sightings of Santa, quick sightings, and that’s in our reference frame, but in Santa’s reference frame he really has six months”.
And that’s only the beginning. All of those presents? Don’t look to an impossibly overloaded sleigh as the answer; how about nanotechnology instead? Santa just takes raw materials and grows your gifts under the tree!
Satellite-type surveillance assists in his list-checking for naughty and nice children, and his reindeer are genetically bred to have the powers they do.
How’s that for an answer, little Johnny? Somehow I think “It’s magic” will have to do for my own kids when the time comes.






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I’m always in the market for the next, cool toy…but with all the recent lead scares, we’ve pretty much ceased all toy shopping until the market settles down a bit. In the meantime, Corinne 
